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I'm at, of course, the strip club again, but I only brought $20 and I'm here to see someone special. I can't afford to keep spending my money to come see this girl so I'm going to give her my cell number and the rest is up to her.

I believe my spider plant is starting to bloom. I've never seen one do this before. I'll let you know.

I had WAAAAY too much coffee yesterday. I felt like I was going to die.

I just made some really good Mexican cornbread. My first successful attempt. You need to use cubes of cheese rather than shredded cheese. Hi Gary 👋

Testing Testing 123. Is this thing on? I think it is.